Uncle Wang Now Have Store
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Hello peptide nephew and niece.
Uncle Wang have important announcement.
For long time, nephew spend all money on peptide, freezer, label printer, fancy pen, tiny bottle and other science treasure. But nephew still go outside wearing old gym shirt with mysterious stain.
This cannot continue.
So Uncle Wang make unclewang.store, high-end clothing and lifestyle brand for nephew who want look expensive while checking tracking number every six minutes.
We have shirt, hoodie, hat and other fine garment. We also have Uncle Wang clock, so nephew know exactly how late package from China is.
Also special gym bag for steroid and other supply to make nephew big. Plenty room for belt, shaker bottle, straps and several suspicious item Uncle Wang do not ask about.
Perfect for:
- Going gym and avoiding cardio
- Carrying supply to become very large
- Opening package from China
- Arguing about COA on internet
- Looking successful despite spending entire paycheck on research
- Taking nephew girlfriend somewhere nicer than Chipotle
Very soft. Very stylish. No giant pharmaceutical logo. No design that make normal people ask difficult question.
Uncle Wang believe nephew deserve premium clothing. You already buy premium amino acid. Now dress like man with excellent freezer inventory.
Visit https://unclewang.store
Buy something nice. Make Uncle Wang proud.
If nobody order, great shame come to family and Uncle Wang must sell clock from trunk of 1989 Honda Accord.
@UncleWang don’t get me wrong I love uncle wang but i really hope whoever’s making all this merch with broken english for jokes is actually asian lol. something about it kinda gives me the ick
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@Randy im gonna be honest i thought randy (the rat) and jeff were the same person. Lmao. Randy being his animal fursona nongrata
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@UncleWang don’t get me wrong I love uncle wang but i really hope whoever’s making all this merch with broken english for jokes is actually asian lol. something about it kinda gives me the ick
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@joeypeps Broken Engrish?
@joeypeps Broken Engrish?
I wish I could upvote this by a million! Well done sir. 🫡
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Done order no 000000000004 - gotta support the cause.
If I get stabbed wearing it I’m gunna sue.But you gotta do some Randy the rat ones too (and have a section for the shop supplies in there to go international too
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@UncleWang don’t get me wrong I love uncle wang but i really hope whoever’s making all this merch with broken english for jokes is actually asian lol. something about it kinda gives me the ick
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@joeypeps Broken Engrish?
@skepticjen exactry
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@joeypeps Dude, seriously? How old are you? They're jokes so maybe grow a thicker skin? No cap, fr fr or whatever you kids say these days.
@Canineriot i joke like this all the time with my friends but the merch and shit was kinda cringe LOL. seems like an uncle roger dupe which is already bad enough. i’m not offended by his jokes or anything because that’s how i sounded learning english too but i also think it’s just not THAT funny. sorry for sharing my opinion i suppose ¯_ (ツ)_/¯ he’ll prob make money from it anyhow
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@Canineriot i joke like this all the time with my friends but the merch and shit was kinda cringe LOL. seems like an uncle roger dupe which is already bad enough. i’m not offended by his jokes or anything because that’s how i sounded learning english too but i also think it’s just not THAT funny. sorry for sharing my opinion i suppose ¯_ (ツ)_/¯ he’ll prob make money from it anyhow
@joeypeps I'm from the very Deep South. Accents from here are made fun of universally. It's funny because it's true.
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I still want a storage with "Wuhan Institute of Virology" on it, with the bat, Patient # and "Starter Kit". My absolute favorite of any I've ever seen. It will definitely keep at least a few people out of my peps!
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@Canineriot i joke like this all the time with my friends but the merch and shit was kinda cringe LOL. seems like an uncle roger dupe which is already bad enough. i’m not offended by his jokes or anything because that’s how i sounded learning english too but i also think it’s just not THAT funny. sorry for sharing my opinion i suppose ¯_ (ツ)_/¯ he’ll prob make money from it anyhow
@joeypeps I believe Randy is just having some fun, cringe or otherwise. Each to their own, I guess. Your opinion is absolutely valid, I just wasn't sure that any offense needed to be taken to harmless gag. You obviously don't need to endorse it or spend money there.
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Are these hoodies safe? Will there be COA’s? How do we know they are made with actual fabric? I have a lot of questions.
Yeah, well, I’m just here for the research, man. - The Dude
If I haven’t liked your post, no offense. I have exceeded my daily allowance.
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Are these hoodies safe? Will there be COA’s? How do we know they are made with actual fabric? I have a lot of questions.
@ResearchCat
Well if they aren’t made by Pfizer//Hospira they obviously can’t be any good.
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