@Randy said in Chimera Order Test: Nearly Two Weeks Later:
I’m no stranger to ordering grey.
I have dozens of Jennys, Tessas, Lucys, and Tansys sitting in my WhatsApp contacts like a peptide-themed Rolodex of chaos. When I order from them, pricing is competitive, communication is fast, and tracking usually shows up within about 36 hours. Then, a week or two later, the package lands from China.
Pretty standard grey-market rodeo.
Enter Chimera.
They reached out to be included on Peptide Critic and offered a 5% coupon code. Full disclosure, we also get a 5% affiliate payment when someone uses that code.
Since I had a batch of Pinealon from elsewhere test poorly, I figured I’d give Chimera a real shot. I added a few things to cart, paid with crypto, followed the process, and received my payment confirmation the next day.
That was April 10.
Here’s where it gets funny.
Because I have access to the affiliate panel, I can see orders, what was ordered, when they were placed, and their status. Orders placed well after mine have already received tracking.
Meanwhile, almost two weeks later, I’m sitting here like a chud with:
no Pinealon
no tracking
no lab sample to send out
no warm fuzzy feelingsIn the attached screenshot, you can see my order from the 9th sitting there marked as Warehouse.
I also asked about this in their Discord using a burner account because I didn’t want them to realize it was my order and suddenly roll out the red carpet. The answer I got was basically that sometimes their stock isn’t up to date.
Which, honestly, might be the explanation.
But if that is the explanation, that is also kind of the problem.
I sell products too. When they aren’t in stock, you can’t order them. Revolutionary stuff, I know. So if Chimera is taking payment on items they may or may not actually have, then the issue isn’t that I’m impatient. The issue is that their inventory system is cosplaying as a suggestion box.
I’m sure they can make excuses, say I must be new, or throw out whatever Discord-defense nonsense usually shows up when a vendor gets questioned. But I’ve been around the block. This is not my first rodeo.
It may, however, be my last try with Chimera.
I’ll update this once I receive the goods, and again when the test results come back.
I was told by an overseas contact that there was a shipment of narcotics disguised as lyophilized powder and that was the cause of shipping being shut down. Not sure if that’s all the reason for the shipping issue, though.