Uncle Wang Now Have Store
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Hello peptide nephew and niece.
Uncle Wang have important announcement.
For long time, nephew spend all money on peptide, freezer, label printer, fancy pen, tiny bottle and other science treasure. But nephew still go outside wearing old gym shirt with mysterious stain.
This cannot continue.
So Uncle Wang make unclewang.store, high-end clothing and lifestyle brand for nephew who want look expensive while checking tracking number every six minutes.
We have shirt, hoodie, hat and other fine garment. We also have Uncle Wang clock, so nephew know exactly how late package from China is.
Also special gym bag for steroid and other supply to make nephew big. Plenty room for belt, shaker bottle, straps and several suspicious item Uncle Wang do not ask about.
Perfect for:
- Going gym and avoiding cardio
- Carrying supply to become very large
- Opening package from China
- Arguing about COA on internet
- Looking successful despite spending entire paycheck on research
- Taking nephew girlfriend somewhere nicer than Chipotle
Very soft. Very stylish. No giant pharmaceutical logo. No design that make normal people ask difficult question.
Uncle Wang believe nephew deserve premium clothing. You already buy premium amino acid. Now dress like man with excellent freezer inventory.
Visit https://unclewang.store
Buy something nice. Make Uncle Wang proud.
If nobody order, great shame come to family and Uncle Wang must sell clock from trunk of 1989 Honda Accord.
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This. Is. Awesome. I will be buying from Uncle Wang store. I hope Uncle Wang adds some storage options. For keep medicine cold long time.
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Giving uncle roger vibes. Lol
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can uncle wang make large fat juice stickers?
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No t-shirts?
That would be the easiest thing to put on there... -
What really makes me curious is how many accounts on this site are actually Jeff? A wild guess i would say not less than 10.
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WTF?
Is that for real.
Big mistake I see is clothing advertising fat juice has to be in sizes bigger than 3XL
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WTF?
Is that for real.
Big mistake I see is clothing advertising fat juice has to be in sizes bigger than 3XL
@STATIEEIGHT sometimes you gotta live the brand at the beginning of your journey
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And double WTF - you can order these internationally too?
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Hello peptide nephew and niece.
Uncle Wang have important announcement.
For long time, nephew spend all money on peptide, freezer, label printer, fancy pen, tiny bottle and other science treasure. But nephew still go outside wearing old gym shirt with mysterious stain.
This cannot continue.
So Uncle Wang make unclewang.store, high-end clothing and lifestyle brand for nephew who want look expensive while checking tracking number every six minutes.
We have shirt, hoodie, hat and other fine garment. We also have Uncle Wang clock, so nephew know exactly how late package from China is.
Also special gym bag for steroid and other supply to make nephew big. Plenty room for belt, shaker bottle, straps and several suspicious item Uncle Wang do not ask about.
Perfect for:
- Going gym and avoiding cardio
- Carrying supply to become very large
- Opening package from China
- Arguing about COA on internet
- Looking successful despite spending entire paycheck on research
- Taking nephew girlfriend somewhere nicer than Chipotle
Very soft. Very stylish. No giant pharmaceutical logo. No design that make normal people ask difficult question.
Uncle Wang believe nephew deserve premium clothing. You already buy premium amino acid. Now dress like man with excellent freezer inventory.
Visit https://unclewang.store
Buy something nice. Make Uncle Wang proud.
If nobody order, great shame come to family and Uncle Wang must sell clock from trunk of 1989 Honda Accord.
@UncleWang don’t get me wrong I love uncle wang but i really hope whoever’s making all this merch with broken english for jokes is actually asian lol. something about it kinda gives me the ick
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@Randy im gonna be honest i thought randy (the rat) and jeff were the same person. Lmao. Randy being his animal fursona nongrata
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@UncleWang don’t get me wrong I love uncle wang but i really hope whoever’s making all this merch with broken english for jokes is actually asian lol. something about it kinda gives me the ick
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